What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?